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- Archive-name: tv/mst3k/episode-guide
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- Last-modified: 1995/3/5
-
- _Mystery Science Theater 3000_
- (Nearly Complete) Episode Guide
-
- This version is edited and modified by Matthew Duhan (mduhan@husc.harvard.edu)
- from a version edited by Lisa Jenkins (jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu) from
- an originally compiled list from the _Satellite of Love Newsletter_ edited by
- Rich Kulawiec (rsk@gynko.circ.upenn.edu). As you can see, a lot of people went
- into making this possible. E-mail corrections or additions to Matthew Duhan
- (mduhan@husc.harvard.edu). Please include "EpG" in the Subject: line.
-
- Last updated: March 5, 1995
- New to this version:
- New Season dates
- New Season films
- New Season info
-
- The episode guide is not complete. The KTMA TV23 season needs more
- information, as do the newer episodes. The Comedy Channel and Comedy Central
- lists reflect the production numbers listed in the episode guide by Best
- Brains, Inc. The air dates of the episodes in the Comedy Channel 1989/90
- season are different from the production numbers given.
-
- The BLANKS (TM) placed in front of each episode title may be used for
- checklist purposes. Check off the episodes you have or the episodes you're
- looking for! (It's new -- from Galoob.)
-
-
- KTMA TV23 1988/89 season
- ------------------------
-
- ___ K01 Thunderbirds in Outer Space
- Airdate: November 24, 1988 (6:00 PM)
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K02 Revenge of the Mysterons
- Airdate: November 24, 1988 (8:00 PM)
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K03 Gamera vs. Barugon
- Airdate: December 4, 1988
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K04 Gamera [Joel does film by himself]
- Airdate: December 11, 1988
- Pre: Deep froze Crow for Chrismas tree
- Skits: Phone messages: End credits/hair stylist, Gypsy does Godzilla
- impression/Ted Turner opinion survey, coalition of friends for giant mutant
- turtles and coalition of friends of giant slimey lizards with long nasty
- tongues/fight footage
- Post: Deep froze Crow for Christmas tree revisited
-
- ___ K05 Gamera vs. Zigra [Crow gets unfrozen]
- Airdate: December 18, 1988 [New years' special re-showing December 31,
- 1989/January 1, 1989 (12:00 AM)]
- Pre: "rep... er encore performance", Crow unfrozen
- Skits: Drs Forrester and Erhardt, answering machine messages to cheer up Joel,
- New Year's Resolutions
- Post: Quick movie review
-
- ___ K06 Gamera vs. Gaos
- Airdate: December 25, 1988
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post: Messages from the MST answering machine
-
- ___ K07 Gamera vs. Guiron
- Airdate: January 8, 1989
- Pre: Pronouncing Guiron, Joel and the Bots complain about all the Gamera
- movies
- Skits: Gypsy hits Crow in the head inducing a dream that he and the Mads have
- switched places and all that Crow will show the Mads is "A Planet Of The Apes
- Christmas," Crow and Servo talk about their dreams,
- Post: SOL Song (Uh oh oh Satellite of Love...uh oh oh etc.)
-
- ___ K08 Mighty Jack
- Airdate: January 15, 1989 ?
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K09 Cosmic Princess [two Space: 1999 episodes in movie form]
- Airdate: January 22, 1989
- Pre: Mads with 3-D glasses/Larry wants to watch Super Bowl
- Skits: At the barbershop [seen again in 105 "The Corpse Vanishes"]/Servo
- tries to fly in order to evolve/Crow and Servo do Joel's taxes
- Post: Crow, Joel and Gypsy play football/Joel sings "We Are the Champions"
- Extra (during commercial break): Mads sell Pizza and Pasta (a real
- commercial).
-
- ___ K10 Humanoid Woman
- Airdate: January 29, 1989,
- Pre: Planning the next rerun/MST- Built for the human race/Dr. F and Larry
- with 3-D glasses/Mads discuss ratings
- Skits: Joel and the Bots play tag (seen again in 105 "The Corpse Vanishes,"
- Servo hits on a blender, Tribute to Dali
- Post: Village People/Talk to Joel!
-
- ___ K11 Fugitive Alien
- Airdate: February 5, 1989 ?
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K1X SST Death Flight
- Airdate: 1989
- Pre: "Death Flight Song," Dr. F wins lots of money/brings Larry Foundation
- Trilogy Gift Set/Joel does spit take
- Skits: Servo gets pain shocks, Gypsy's voice is sexy!, Limbo to the "Banana
- Boat Song"
- Post: Letters from female fans
-
- ___ K1X City On Fire
- Airdate: 1989
- Pre: Mad Scientists League letter/Mad's license revoked, now 'slightly peaved
- researchers'
- Skits: 'Bots play Telescope gag on Joel, Hell in a handbag [seen again in
- 103 "Mad Monster"], Sound off [seen on "This is MST 3K"]
- Post: Fan club goodies
-
- ___ K1X Phase IV
- Airdate: 1989
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K1X SuperDome [also known as Death at the Super Bowl]
- Airdate: 1989
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K1X The Chill Factor
- Airdate: 1989
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K1X Invaders From the Deep
- Airdate: 1989
- Pre:
- Skits:
- Post:
-
- ___ K18 Time Of The Apes
- Skits: Joel gets trapped outside the ship for the only all-robot episode.
- Airdate: April 1989
- Pre: Mads try to call Joel
- Skits: Searching for Joel, Joel pounding outside ship/'Bots discuss changes
- that would need to be made to let Joel back in, Cambot plays a tape of Joel to
- try to trick the 'Bots into thinking Joel is back on the ship/What is Real?
- Post: Joel floating outside ship/How life will be different without Joel
-
- ___ K19 The Million Eyes of Su-Muru
- Airdate: May 7, 1989
- Pre: Joel in his BVDs comes in the SOL after being locked out by the 'bots
- Skits: Idio probes, Servo judged, "Love Theme"
- Post: Servo's mouth doesn't work/900 in fan club
-
- ___ K20 Hanger 18
- Airdate: May 14, 1989
- Pre: Joel introduces movie
- Skits: Crow gets spanking, Crow's memory cleanup, Crow's first memory
- Post: 1,000 fan club member will win Demon Dog
-
- ___ K21 The Last Chase
- Airdate: May 21, 1989
- Pre: Dr. F tries to make cold fusion in Larry's mouth
- Skits: Humanity lesson for the 'bots, Winner of 1,000 fan club member, Fan
- club letter
- Post: Fan club letter
-
- ___ K22 Legend of the Dinosaur
- Airdate: May 28, 1989
- Pre: Joel is dead gag/Sandy Frank -- two first names, one is a woman's
- Skits: Joel is carried away by giant child, Satellite of Love sitcom, Scale
- models/Godzilla burns a KFC
- Post: Hiatus for the summer -- what are you doing?
-
-
- Comedy Channel 1989/90 season
- -----------------------------
-
- ___ 101 The Crawling Eye
- Airdate:
- Pre: Larry not good in disguise
- Inventions: J: Electric bagpipe MS: Canine Pineal Gland Serum
- Skits: Head games, Gypsy uncoiled, The Crawling Forrest Tucker
- Post: Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip
-
- ___ 102 The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
- Short: Commando Cody part 1
- Airdate:
- Pre: Dr. F blew up mad convention center/improved security at Deep 13
- Inventions: J: Air-bag helmet for motorcyclists MS: Chalk-man
- Skits: Servo will save us from the demon dogs, Enoch leader of demon dogs,
- Crow tries to be Enoch
- Post: Joel sends demon dogs to fetch
-
- ___ 103 Mad Monster
- Short: Commando Cody part 2
- Airdate:
- Pre: How MS went mad
- Inventions: J: Hell in a Handbag MS: Acetyline-powered lizard
- Skits: Tom tries to pick up a blender, Stupid questions about werewolves,
- Joel switches Crow's and Tom's heads -- Servo-Crowatians
- Post: Ontological discourse
-
- ___ 104 Women of the Prehistoric Planet
- Airdate:
- Pre: Joel is a talk-show host
- Inventions: J: Toilet Paper in a Bottle MS: Clay & Lar's Flesh Barn
- Skits: Joel -- this is your life, Isaac Asimov's Literary Doomsday Device
- (Asimovinator), Duplicate Isaac Asimovs
- Post: Avocado Boy names -- winner of the brainstorm
-
- ___ 105 The Corpse Vanishes
- Short: Commando Cody part 3
- Airdate:
- Pre: Dr. F gives Larry Foundation Trilogy Gift Set
- Inventions: J: Chiro-Gyro MS: Flame Flower
- Skits: "Tiger-Bot" issue on Data, Game of tag, At the barbershop
- Post: Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip/Servo's head explodes
-
- ___ 106 The Crawling Hand
- Airdate:
- Pre: Joel explains show
- Inventions: J: Safety Saw MS: Limb Lengthener
- Skits: Let's play murder ball!, Shatner choking, What can a hand do?
- Post: Name good thing/bad thing for a RAM chip
-
- ___ 107 Robot Monster
- Short: Commando Cody parts 4 & 5
- Airdate:
- Pre: Joel explains show/Gypsy is injured
- Inventions: MS: Self-inflating Whoopie Cushion J: Cumber-bubble-bund
- Skits: Can bumblebees fly and other conundra, Kill the hu-man!, Surrealism
- Post: The life and times of Ro-man
-
- ___ 108 Slime People
- Short: Commando Cody part 6
- Airdate:
- Pre: Crow is morning person/Joel explains show/game
- Inventions: J: Bulging Eyes MS: Screaming Cotton Candy
- Skits: Bots vs. Commando Cody, Why was this film made?, Ship filled with fog
- Post: Home cooking
-
- ___ 109 Project Moonbase
- Short: Commando Cody parts 7 & 8
- Airdate:
- Pre: Cleaning the 'bots/Joel explains show/game
- Inventions: J: Water Juggling MS: Insect-a-sketch
- Skits: Servo plays Commando Cody, Ties of the future, SPACOM -- 1001 uses
- Post: Gravity fun
-
- ___ 110 Robot Holocaust
- Short: Commando Cody part 9
- Airdate:
- Pre: Joel explains show/"Human"
- During: Film broke (during Commando Cody)
- Inventions: J: Nitro-Burning Funny Pipe MS: Stocking Mask of the Future
- Skits: We-zone, Sitcom simulator, Servo the fur-clad hero
- Post: Name the Plant Guy brainstorm
-
- ___ 111 Moon Zero Two
- Airdate:
- Pre: Joel explains show/eats vicariously through viewers/Larry's hair is
- lifeless
- Inventions: J: Teleporting Food MS: Mouth-to-Mouth Celebrity Toothpaste
- Skits: Tribute to Neil Armstrong, Games of the future, Zero-G fight
- Post: Name good thing/bad thing for RAM chip
-
- ___ 112 Untamed Youth
- Airdate: February 6, 1990
- Pre: Joel explains show/fixing Servo
- Inventions: J: Never-Light Pipe MS: Tongue Puppets
- Skits: Greg Brady -- an American legacy, Inside Gypsy's brain, Gypsy is sick
- Post: Who's the goofy guy?
-
- ___ 113 Black Scorpion
- Airdate:
- Pre: MS tried to make cold fusion walkman and failed
- Inventions: J: Man's Party Favor MS: <same>
- Skits: Mangled Mexican, Strange things about humans, Ray Harryhausen
- Post: Letter of helpful criticism for Crow
-
-
- Comedy Channel 1990/91 season
- -----------------------------
-
- ___ 201 Rocketship XM
- Airdate: September 22, 1990
- Pre: Changes on ship/new Servo voice/new assistant in Deep 13
- Inventions: J: BGC19 (Drum Set) MS: <same>
- Skits: The reporters of Rocketship XM, Selective gravity class, What are your
- dreams?, Song lyrics -- space vixen
- Post: You wouldn't show a certain movie in a situation, would you?
-
- ___ 202 The Sidehackers
- Airdate: September 29, 1990
- Pre: Clean up the ship
- Inventions: J: Gretchen the Slinky MS: Personal Slinky Train
- Skits: "Sidehackin'", Sidehacking jargon, the life of Rommel & visit by J.C.
- Post: "Love Pads the Film"
-
- ___ 203 Jungle Goddess
- Short: Phantom Creeps part 1
- Airdate: October 6, 1990
- Pre: Hide and seek with the elusive and inexplicable forces that control the
- universe
- Inventions: J: Radio Arm Saw MS: Doctor Sax
- Skits: Bela's okay discoveries, Magic binoculars and scopes, Colonists arrive
- Post: "My White Goddess"
-
- ___ 204 Catalina Caper
- Airdate: October 13, 1990
- Pre: God bless Twiki
- Inventions: J: Tickle Bazooka MS: Tank Tops
- Skits: The sixties, "Creepy Girl," Gun Tupperware party
- Post: What the Sam Hill was going on?
-
- ___ 205 Rocket Attack USA
- Short: Phantom Creeps part 2
- Airdate: October 27, 1990
- Pre: Servo gets robot haircut
- Inventions: J: Button Candy Adding Machine MS: Water Foosball
- Skits: The Cold War -- Charlie McCarthy hearings, Civil defense quiz bowl,
- Visit from cosmonaut
- Post: Review of the plot/Isaac Asimov rabbit
- Clip: Blind guy shouts "Help me!"
-
- ___ 206 Ring of Terror
- Short: Phantom Creeps part 3 -- appears *after* movie
- Airdate: November 3, 1990
- Pre: Fake movie sign
- Inventions: MS: Lifesize Operation Game J: Pin-bolus
- Skits: The old school, Vacuum autopsy, Name a good thing/bad thing for a RAM
- Chip
- Post: "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World"
- Clip: "Wierd! Yeah, I guess you could call it that. Wierd."
-
- ___ 207 Wild Rebels
- Airdate: November 17, 1990
- Pre: Crow and Servo take over ship functions
- Inventions: MS: Hobby Hog J: 3-D Pizza
- Skits: Famous motorcycle riders, "Wild Rebels Cereal," Gypsy and Joel
- together
- Post: Distract yourself from the pain/hat party
-
- ___ 208 Lost Continent
- Airdate: November 24, 1990
- Pre: Team rally
- Inventions: MS: Mobile Stationary Walker, etc. J: <none> (movie sign against
- his will)
- Skits: Visit from Hugh Beaumont (of the Apocalypse), "The Explorers" -- A
- Quinn Martin production, Hey -- look at that cool thing! (contest)
- Post: Padding -- a film style
- Clip: Two guys reclining by the campfire
-
- ___ 209 Hell Cats
- Airdate: December 8, 1990
- Pre: Everyone's sick with a cold.
- Inventions: J: Sign Language Translator MS: <none>
- Skits: Dear Diary (Tom Servo), Dear Kitty (Crow), Dear Sandy (Joel)
- Post: Dear Richard (Gypsy)
- Clip: "Geebly goop frably shwack!"
-
- ___ 210 King Dinosaur
- Short: X Marks The Spot
- Airdate: December 22, 1990
- Pre: Joel reads poetry/Dr. F fixing elevator
- Inventions: MS: The Pocket Scientist J: The Incredibly Stinky Sweatsocks
- Skits: Am I qualified? (Crow gets activized), Joey the lemur, Emotional
- scientist
- Post: Yet another Lippert film
- Clip: Blonde woman puts hands to her head and screams hysterically
-
- ___ 211 First Spaceship On Venus
- Airdate: December 29, 1990
- Pre: Joel raises Servos' sarcasm sequencer
- Inventions: J: Junk Drawer Helper MS: <none> (looking for invention in junk
- drawer/missname movie as "First Spaceship *to* Venus")
- Skits: Foam robot, Visit from a gorilla, Klack recipe ideas
- Post: Sarcastic Servo/Servo's head blows up
- Clip: Alphabet people waving goodbye
-
- ___ 212 Godzilla vs. Megalon
- Airdate: January 19, 1991
- Pre: All these stories and more -- not!
- Inventions: J: Household Halloween costumes MS: More Household Halloween
- costumes
- Skits: My monster is better than your monster!, Rex Dart -- Eskimo Spy,
- Orville Redenbacher skit
- Post: "Jet Jaguar Fight"/new limbs/letter
- Clip: Godzilla jumps into the water
-
- ___ 213 Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
- Airdate: February 2, 1991
- Pre: The Velveteen Rabbit
- Inventions: J: Mind-Control Guitar MS: Squeeze Toy Guitar
- Skits: "Godzilla Genealogy Bop," Joel has been in space too long (models made
- from household items), Crow and Servo contact Mothra
- Post: Film fallacies and truths/Winners of "cool thing" contest
- Clip: Twins praying to Mothra
-
-
- Comedy Central 1991/92 season
- -----------------------------
-
- ___ 301 Cave Dwellers
- Airdate: June 1, 1991
- Pre: Favorite new name
- Inventions: J: Smoking Jacket MS: Robotic Arm Wrestling
- Skits: Opening "credits", Fancy prop names (extraordinary names for ordinary
- objects), Sound effects -- foley
- Post: Continuity problems
- Clip: "Dong! Fish is ready."
-
- ___ 302 Gamera
- Airdate: June 8, 1991
- Pre: Physical and vocal exercises
- Inventions: J: Portable Salad Bar MS: Bird Cage Vacuum Cleaner
- Skits: "Tibby, Oh Tibby," Why we hate Kenny, Visit by Gamera
- Post: Second look at Gamera's actors
- Clip: "Okay...Bye."
-
- ___ 303 Pod People
- Airdate: June 15, 1991
- Pre: Robot on the run -- a work in progress
- Inventions: J: New Guitar Chord MS: Public Domain Karaoke/"Ave Maria"
- Skits: "Burning Rubber Tires," Music from some guys in space, You are magic
- aren't you Trumpy? (great facial expressions)
- Post: "Clown in the Sky"
- Clip: "It stinks!"
-
- ___ 304 Gamera vs. Barugon
- Airdate: June 22, 1991
- Pre: User interface war
- Inventions: J: Audio-animitronic Pop Can MS: Disco Cumber-Bubble-Bund
- Skits: 5,000 fighting men and monsters set, T.G.I. Tokyo, Hollywood stars in
- Gamera movies
- Post: Read more about it
- Clip: Round-faced guy laughs and shakes nervously
-
- ___ 305 Stranded in Space
- Airdate:
- Pre: Shooting gallery
- Inventions: J: "Bang" Uzi/knife/dynamite MS: "Bang" harpoons, nunchuks
- Skits: Toddlers TV trading cards, What "Ward E" is to me, Kill Hooker!
- Post: Tom Servo -- Executive Producer
- Clip: Woman slaps our hero in car.
-
- ___ 306 Time of the Apes
- Airdate:
- Pre: Tee ball, baseball
- Inventions: J: Cellulite Phone MS: Miracle Baby Wonder Growth Formula
- Skits: Why Johnny doesn't care, Scopes trial, Crow T. Robot's Fashion Minute
- Post: "Sandy Frank Song"
- Clip: "I don't care!"
-
- ___ 307 Daddy-O
- Short: Alphabet Antics
- Airdate:
- Pre: Hanging round the water cooler
- Inventions: J: Air Freshener Mobile MS: "Alien" Teething Nook
- Skits: "Hike Your Pants Up Song," The drag race, Spit-takes/visit from Near-
- sighted Guy
- Post: Fruit slapping/button problem
- Clip: "Couldn't help you if I wanted to fella. Gym policy."
-
- ___ 308 Gamera vs. Gaos
- Airdate:
- Pre: Lucille Ball meets Harvey Feierstein
- Inventions: J: Kleenex Fax Phone MS: Self-Image Printers
- Skits: How to make Gaos, Gameradammerung, The amazing gaos (spinning Gameras)
- Post: Ways to snuff Gaos
- Clip: Two scared men clutching each other
-
- ___ 309 The Amazing Colossal Man
- Airdate:
- Pre: Hiding from Joel
- Inventions: MS: Music-Reviewing Plant Guy J: Non-Permanent Tattoos
- Skits: Sensitivity training, Joel is *HUGE!*, Arrival of the Amazing Colossal
- Man
- Post: Things the Colossal Man could have done
- Clip: Glen laughs, then clutches chest in pain
-
- ___ 310 Fugitive Alien
- Airdate: August 17, 1991
- Pre: Joel is a farmer/Gypsy is a cow/Jack Perkins visits Deep 13
- Inventions: J: Musical Chair MS: Oto-Rhino-Laryngological Dropper
- Skits: Hat party, Ship captain Joel, Screenplay model
- Post: Buttons on the suit/Jack Perkins gets genetically altered
- Clip: "Ahahahahahahahaha...You're stuck here!"
-
- ___ 311 It Conquered The World
- Short: Snow Thrills
- Airdate: August 24, 1991
- Pre: Ventriloquism with Crow as the Woozle whose name is Peanut
- Inventions: J: Sony Seaman MS: Halloween Costume Nooses
- Skits: Winter sports cavalcade, Coffee clash, Famous Hollywood siblings
- Post: Peter Graves' ending speech
- Clip: "He learned almost too late..."
-
- ___ 312 Gamera vs. Guiron
- Airdate: September 7, 1991
- Pro: School lunches
- Inventions: MS: Psychology Today Centerfolds J: Collapsible Garbage Can
- Skits: "Bouncy Gamera Song," World of amusement and child-like wonder,
- Richard Burton -- one of the good dead ones
- Post: "Gamera marching song"/"Michael Feinstein's Gamera"
- Clip: "What a monster!"
-
- ___ 313 Earth vs. The Spider
- Short: Speech: Using Your Voice
- Airdate:
- Pre: Inside the robot mind
- Inventions: MS: Cheese Phone J: CD-Player Blow Dryer
- Skits: Earth vs. Soup, Visit from the custodian of the 7th galaxy, Creepy
- Crawlers
- Post: Homework essays
- Clip: "I said yes sir, I said this, ahem, this isn't your seat..."
-
- ___ 314 Mighty Jack
- Airdate:
- Pre: Joel's dead -- not!
- Inventions: MS: Formal Flipper J: "Ear" ear-muffs
- Skits: Mighty Jack dog food, Boy -- is he smart!, Aquarium camerawork
- Post: "Slow the Plot Down"
- Clip: Spy guy running away
-
- ___ 315 Teenage Caveman
- Short: Aquatic Wizards/Catching Trouble
- Airdate: November 9, 1991
- Pre: BORED -- poker game
- Inventions: J: Rainy Day Epicacs MS: Frank Threatens Dr. F
- Skits: Catching the Ross, Fight in Deep 13, Arguments against change
- Post: We are the result of a a mad movie-watching experiment
- Clip: Guy runs head-first into tree and falls unconscious
-
- ___ 316 Gamera vs. Zigra
- Airdate: October 19, 1991
- Pre: Orbiting root-beer kegger
- Inventions: MS: Three Stooges Guns J: Crow-shish-kebob
- Skits: Tour of Gamera, Gamera dioramas, Visit from Kenny and Helen
- Post: "The Many Tunes of Gamera"
- Clip: "Smart Guy...Who does he think he is, huh?"
-
- ___ 317 Viking Women vs. the Sea Serpent
- Short: The Home Economics Story
- Airdate: October 26, 1991
- Pre: Uses for waffles
- Inventions: MS: Meat Re-animator J: Waffle Iron
- Skits: New uses for waffles, Waffles, If there were no waffles
- Post: "Waffles, We Love You"
- Clip: "But you don't understand -- I'm a PRINCE!"
-
- ___ 318 Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
- Airdate: November 16, 1991
- Pre: The nature of puppets and their symbiotic relation with man
- Inventions: J: Big Head MS: Big Noses (Super Schnoz)
- Skits: Emergency 911: Tom Servo is dying, Captain Joe action figure,
- "Fugitive Alien Song Medley"
- Post: The ultimate bad guy
- Clip: "Captain, I've got it fixed. It's all working again."
-
- ___ 319 War of the Colossal Beast
- Short: Mr. B Natural
- Airdate: November 30, 1991?
- Pre: Create-your-own Mexican junk food
- Inventions: J: Between Meal Mortar MS: Breakfast Bazooka
- Skits: Mr. B Natural -- woman or man?, Who's that guy with the big head,
- James Ungateen -- KTLA predicts
- Post: Bad movie/bread made from home perm
- Clip: Mr. B Natural dancing
-
- ___ 320 The Unearthly
- Short: Posture Pals/Appreciating Our Parents
- Airdate: December 14, 1991
- Pre: 'Bots tape funny (dangerous!) home video
- Inventions: J: Celebrity Home Appliances MS: Hard Pills to Swallow
- Skits: Appreciating Gypsy, The many faces of Tor Johnson, The Unearthly home
- game
- Post: Dead end kids' lingo
- Clip: "Time for go to bed."
-
- ___ 321 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
- Airdate: December 21, 1991
- Pre: Christmas catalogues
- Inventions: MS: Wish Squisher J: Misfit Toys
- Skits: "A Patrick Swayze X-mas," Christmas Specials, Christmas Essays
- Post: Joel and 'bots' stockings/MS gifts
- Clip: One Martian turns to the other and laughs, then clams up.
-
- ___ 322 Master Ninja I
- Airdate: January 11, 1992
- Pre: American muscle cars
- Inventions: J: Pop-up classics MS: gourmet IV bags
- Skits: The Van Patten project, Ninja Tom Servo, Nun-chuks -- chuks brainstorm
- Post: Funk fusion TV-action band -- "Master Ninja Theme Song"
- Clip: "To them it's some kind of ritual"
-
- ___ 323 Castle of Fu Manchu
- Airdate: January 18, 1992
- Pre: "Satellite of Love Marching Song"
- Inventions: Bots: new phone chip (Joel forgot, uses Big Head) MS: The Stinky
- Bomb
- Skits (amid much sobbing): The Miss Saigon Syndrome (Crow), Flying carpet/CB
- lingo, History of FuManChu
- Post: We'll beat you at your own game (Not)/MS's try to heckle movie
- Clip: Fu Manchu guys attack a guard on bridge
-
- ___ 324 Master Ninja II
- Airdate: January 25, 1992
- Pre: Improv Theatre
- Inventions: J: Gerbil Sphere II MS: Conveyor Belt Buffet
- Skits: Dream 70's van, Col. Timothy Van Patten, Pets for fictional detectives
- Post: Lee Van Cleef Foam core doll/favorite movies
- Clip: Lee Van Cleef petting hamster with a wicked grin
-
-
- Comedy Central 1992/93 season
- -----------------------------
-
- ___ 401 Space Travelers
- Airdate: June 6, 1992
- Pre: The Great Crowdini
- Inventions: J: Dollaroid MS: Facial Tissue (with faces)
- Skits: American space race advancements, Astronaut and CB lingo, Problems we
- may have to face
- Post: Find the finder of lost loves
- Clip: Gene grinding pill into cleft in chin
-
- ___ 402 The Giant Gila Monster
- Airdate: June 13, 1992
- Pre: The thing with two heads/odd couple 1999/Dr. F's dead
- Inventions: J: Prop Old Sitcom/Movie Radio MS: Renaissance Festival Punching
- Bags
- Skits: Stupid/soda jerk, Favorite funny drunk, Servo on cinema (blocking)
- Post: Hee-la rock group
- Clip: Old guy drinks Coke
-
- ___ 403 City Limits
- Airdate: June 20, 1992
- Pre: Ping pong balls/Servo has Crow's eyes
- Inventions: J: Fun Friend from Steak MS: Tupperware Container to Lock in Pop
- Star Freshness/Tupperware Coffin
- Skits: "Ode to Kim Cattrall," New comic superheros (Fantastic 85), Fantastic
- 85/185 continued
- Post: City Limits trivia game
- Clip: Model airplane crashes into guard tower
-
- ___ 404 Teenagers from Outer Space
- Airdate: June 27, 1992
- Pre: NBC mystery movie electro-shock (*zap!*)
- Inventions: J: Scratch-and-sniff Report Cards MS: Resusci Annie
- Ventriloquism
- Skits: Reel to real, Snacks in waste recepticle, Skeleton visit
- Post: Duct tape fashions
- Clip: "When we return to our planet the high court may well sentence you to
- *TORTURE*!"
-
- ___ 405 Being from Another Planet
- Airdate: July 4, 1992
- Pre: Twenty questions
- Inventions: MS: Tragic Moments Figurines J: Jack Palance Impersonator Kit
- Skits: Lost in Space fan, Haunted boiler room, Joel's rainy day fun sketch
- and hex screen holo-clowns
- Post: TV's Frank Shopping Network
- Clip: Guy screaming as hand is covered by fungus
-
- ___ 406 Attack of the Giant Leeches
- Short: Undersea Kingdom part 1: Beneath the Ocean Floor
- Airdate: July 18, 1992
- Pre: Holo-clown sequencer
- Inventions: MS: Leech Nicotine Patch J: SOL Insty Adolescent Kit
- Skits: Dress to take over the world, Coffee and dreams, "Danger to Ourselves
- and Others"
- Post: Problems with film
- Clip: Billy having fit while watching wrestling
-
- ___ 407 The (Attack of the) Killer Shrews
- Short: Junior Rodeo Daredevils
- Airdate: July 25, 1992
- Pre: Present time
- Inventions: MS: High-School-Payback Earth Cracker J: Jim Henson's Edgar
- Winter Babies
- Skits: Will Rodgers thing, Killer Shrew board game, Killer Shrew drink
- Post: 'Bots are killer shrews/Frank had too much Killer Shrew drink
- Clip: "Any unusual experiment can produce unusual results."
-
- ___ 408 Hercules Unchained
- Airdate: August 1, 1992
- Pre: Annual wash and wax day
- Inventions: MS: Decorator roaches J: Steve-a-meter
- Skits: Gypsy's Olympiad set, mythic foods, 'Bots try to get Joel to explain
- birds and bees
- Post: Why these movies?
- Clip: Redhead stares, then closes her eyes and swallows
-
- ___ 409 Indestructible Man
- Short: Undersea Kingdom part 2: The Undersea City
- Airdate: August 15, 1992
- Pre: Joel is crazy?/party in Deep 13
- Inventions: MS: For men (but women like it, too) J: Cereal Novels
- Skits: Any excuse for a parade, What would you do if you were
- indestructible?, Lon Chaney eye thing
- Post: Affidavit to stop cop donut jokes/MS get noise ticket
- Clip: Indestructible pizza face emerges from trap door
-
- ___ 410 Hercules Against the Moon Men
- Airdate: August 22, 1992
- Pre: Crow and Servo run away from home/sand storm/DEEP HURTING!
- Inventions: J: Freak out MS: DEEP HURTING!
- Skits: Booby trap, 'Bots get implants/new tough-guy name, "Ode to Pants"
- Post: Changing actors
- Clip: Old guy screaming as he is killed by hidden spears
-
- ___ 411 The Magic Sword
- Airdate: August 29, 1992
- Pre: Joel is caricaturist
- Inventions: J: Big Gulperets MS: Bio-hazard Clean-up Pillow
- Skits: Basil Rathbones (for dogs), Life in the Middle Ages, "Ode on Estelle"
- Post: Curses on TV/Frank doesn't feel well
- Clip: Two-headed assistant
-
- ___ 412 Hercules and the Captive Women
- Airdate: September 12, 1992
- Pre: Gypsy wants to be in experiment
- Inventions: MS: (Frank) Lawn Baby J: The Womb Mate
- Skits: Good-natured brawling, History of Hercules, Hercules action figure
- Post: Hercules laid to rest/Frank mowed by Lawn Baby
- Clip: "Hercules! Help me!"
-
- ___ 413 Manhunt in Space
- Short: General Hospital (#1)
- Airdate: September 19, 1992
- Pre: Servo is color blind
- Inventions: MS: Bean Bag Pants J: Paper recyled clothes
- Skits: Soap opera, "Space" modifier, Winky visits/calls from home
- Post: Crow is guitar, Servo is amp/Mads can't get up
- Clip: Ken throws a chair
-
- ___ 414 Tormented
- Airdate: September 26, 1992
- Pre: Crow, Servo and Gypsy in ventilation shaft
- Inventions: J: Aunt C/Katherine Wheel MS: Drinking Jacket
- Skits: Joel's fallen from shaft, Pop singers to drop from a lighthouse, 'Bots
- are bodiless
- Post: Happy thoughts and good things
- Clip: "Tom Stewart killed me! Tom Stewart killed me!"
-
- ___ 415 The Beatniks
- Short: General Hospital (#2)
- Airdate: November 25, 1992
- Pre: Paper rock sissors game
- Inventions: MS: Good-Luck Troll Costumes J: Pocket Pool
- Skits: Are you a Beatnik?, Tony Travis fixation, Servo becomes star
- Post: Is dickweed a swear word?/Crow "kills" Servo with rubber knife/Mads'
- can't hit button
- Clip: Psycho beatnik throws a fit (his gun) by the hotel window.
-
- ___ 416 Fire Maidens from Outer Space
- Airdate: November 26, 1992
- Pre: Timmy hurts Cambot
- Inventions: MS: Big Checks J: Nike Airchilada (Cheese Sneakers)
- Skits: Double-entendres, Twin-Screw Universal Controller, Joel throws Timmy
- off the statellite
- Post: Make sense of movie
- Clip: Larson finds secret door after throwing something at wall
-
- ___ 417 Crash of the Moons
- Short: General Hospital (#3)
- Airdate: November 28, 1992
- Pre: Joel teaches Servo macrame/Crow sells real grit
- Inventions: MS: Deep 13 Toothpaste J: Rock 'n' Wreck Guitar
- Skits: "The Gypsy Moons," John Banner Gram, Crow's [klinker klank] teleplay
- Post: John Banner visits/Banner Gram for Dr. F
- Clip: "Boobie!"
-
- ___ 418 Attack of the (the) Eye Creatures
- Airdate: December 5, 1992
- Pre: Crow and Servo are best friends/worst enemies
- Inventions: MS: Router Ouija Board J: Funny Gag FAX
- Skits: Servo wants to make out, Earl Hollimania, Rip Taylor trio
- Post: They just didn't care
- Clip: Guy in striped jumpsuit hangs up phone
-
- ___ 419 The Rebel Set
- Short: Johnny at the Fair
- Airdate: December 12, 1992
- Pre: Joel reads scary bedtime stories
- Inventions: MS: TV's Frank's Quick Primp Kit J: Paint-by-number Mark Rathko
- Skits: Crow's acting lessons, What would you do in Chicago?, Merritt Stone
- writer's workshop
- Post: Who is Merritt Stone?
- Clip: "I am bugged!"
-
- ___ 420 The Human Duplicators
- Airdate: December 26, 1992
- Pre: Redesigning the 'bots/Mads have the sillies
- Inventions: J: Beanie-Chopper (should have gone through the roof)
- MS: William Conrad Fridge Alert
- Skits: Spaceship craft project, Servo duplicates himself, Hugh Beaumont
- attacks
- Post: 'Bots admit to being robots
- Clip: Duplicate butlers killing each other
-
- ___ 421 Monster a Go-Go
- Short: Circus on Ice
- Airdate: January 9, 1993
- Pre: 'Bots make cheese snack
- Inventions: MS: Johnny Long-torso Action Figure J: Affordable Non-violent
- Action Figures by the 'Bots
- Skits: Gypsy doesn't get Crow, Joel and Servo won't give Crow the ball,
- Questions of the Universe (the Pina Colada Song)
- Post: Servo is a happy king!
- Clip: Monster a Go-Go on the move
-
- ___ 422 The Day the Earth Froze
- Short: Here Comes the Circus
- Airdate: January 16, 1993
- Pre: Joel gets picture of the family
- Inventions: J: Snaction MS: Unhappy Meals
- Skits: Joel types clown ideas, What is Sampo?, "Gypsy Rose Me"
- Post: Crow and Servo are *MORE* than the wind!
- Clip: "What's going to become of us now?"
-
- ___ 423 Bride of the Monster
- Short: Hired! pt 1
- Airdate: January 23, 1993
- Pre: Looking at Crow's dream
- Inventions: MS: Tough Love Seat J: Microwave Faith Popcorn
- Skits: "Hired! Song," Monster is (not) scary, No advertising
- Post: Re-edit final scene of film
- Clip: Bela with acne
-
- ___ 424 Manos: Hands of Fate
- Short: Hired! pt 2
- Airdate: January 30, 1993
- Pre: Wonderful Joel
- Inventions: MS: Chocolate Bunny Guillotine J: The Cartuner
- Skits: The scenic tour/Frank apologizes, Scary exaggerated features, Joel:
- the Master of Darkness/Forrester apologizes
- Post: Lady wrestling game/Torgo's pizza delivery
- Clip: "Why don't you just leave us alone?"
-
-
- Comedy Central 1993/94 season
- -----------------------------
-
- ___ 501 Warrior of the Lost World
- Airdate: July 24, 1993
- Pre: Prologue Room
- Inventions: MS: Square Master J: Bitter-Sweet Hearts
- Skits: Slot cars, What if "Paper Chase" guy didn't get his license, What you
- could do after the apocolypse
- Post: Megaweapon was best character/call Megaweapon
- Clip: Hero looking at woman
-
- ___ 502 Hercules
- Airdate: July 17, 1993
- Pre: Joel introduces everybody/no one has anything to say
- Inventions: MS: Cellular Desk J: Instant Karma
- Skits: Greek constellations, Hamilton Joe, Frank and Reynolds (Joel eats
- Capt'N Ron cereal), Match Game
- Post: Amazon women misconceptions
- Clip: "He's something out of a bad dream."
-
- ___ 503 Swamp Diamonds
- Short: What To Do On a Date
- Airdate: July 31, 1993
- Pre: Elias Sandoval ST:TOS obsession
- Inventions: MS: U-View J: Andrew Lloyd Weber Grill
- Skits: Tom wants to ask Gypsy out on a date, Tom calls Gypsy, At the
- scavenger sale
- Post: After the date
- Clip: "Shut up."
-
- ___ 504 Secret Agent Super Dragon
- Airdate: August 7, 1993
- Pre: Minsky, the annoying robot
- Inventions: MS: Virtual Comedy J: Micro Golf
- Skits: "Secret Agent Super Dragon" jazz combo, The Spy Who Hugged Me, Super
- Secret Spy School/Death softens the blow of the pun
- Post: Super Villian Conference Call
- Clip: Guy jumps Super Dragon
-
- ___ 505 Magic Voyage of Sinbad
- Airdate: August 14, 1993
- Pre: S.O.L.tie awards
- Inventions: MS: Chinderwear J: Rat Pack Chess Set
- Skits: Junior Jester's Club, If Sinbad came to your town, Crow left
- theater/shot self out airlock to go on lifelong quest
- Post: Channel Catfish/Fisty hand puppets
- Clip: Laughing horse
-
- ___ 506 Eegah!
- Airdate: August 28, 1993
- Pre: Freezing Crow/Fixing Crow
- Inventions: J: Porkarina MS: Replaced Frank's blood with radiator fluid
- Skits: Self-serve gas stations/When the world went to hell, Surgically alter
- Joel's face to look like Arch Hall, Jr., Widowers on TV
- Post: Washing Eegah! off/What SAMPO is
- Clip: "That's what I've been doing. Now I'm getting sick."
-
- ___ 507 I Accuse My Parents
- Short: The Truck Farmer
- Airdate: September 4, 1993
- Pre: Tom has the Pinocchio Syndrome
- Inventions: MS: Cake n' Shake J: Junk Drawer Organizer
- Skits: Art therapy of ideal parents, "Are You Happy in Your Work?," Roots of
- Jimmy's illness
- Post: Hamburgers
- Clip: "What? What's so funny?"
-
- ___ 508 Operation Double 007
- Airdate: September 11, 1993
- Pre: Joel transferred his old home movies to video
- Inventions: MS: Lederhosenhosen J: Bobbing Buzzard (Caw, caw, caw)
- Skits: I know, Sean & Neal Show:Parallel Lives, Torgo's pizza delivery
- (again)
- Post: 'Bots are stuck to the wall/Dr. F magnetizes the ship
- Clip: Villian looks suave
-
- ___ 509 Girl in Lover's Lane
- Airdate: September 18, 1993
- Pre: 'Bots retrofit each other with belly-buttons
- Inventions: MS: Evil Event Days (baseball) J: Dock Martens for Don Martin
- Skits: "Train Song" aka "What a Pleasant Journey," Change for pinball/Beat
- and hogpile Joel, Crow is Jack Elam/Egg in a bottle
- Post: 'Bots rewrite ending
- Clip: "Are you waiting for a bus?"
-
- ___ 510 The Painted Hills
- Short: Body Care and Grooming
- Airdate: September 26, 1993
- Pre: The Tonight Show
- Inventions: MS: Frank's heart J: Back-Talk
- Skits: Advocates:Sloppy or Clean, President Hayes, Tom melted Crow into gold
- ingot
- Post: Message of the movie/Lassie's actions/Frank is dead again
- Clip: Girl in shower smiles and hangs dress
-
- ___ 511 Gunslinger
- Airdate: October 16, 1993
- Pre: Servo's head is a balloon
- Inventions: MS: The Scanner Planner J: Wiffle ideas
- Skits: What it's like being dead, Gypsy express, Quantum linear super
- positions
- Post: 1970s were dismal/letters deep fried from France
- Clip: "Don't bother going back to town; I want you out of this state tonight!"
-
- ___ 512 Mitchell
- Airdate: October 23, 1993
- Pre: Joel's toothpick replica to be smashed, the mads are being audited, hired
- a temp.
- Inventions: MS: none (no time) J: Daktari Stool
- Skits: Gypsy overheard mads plot to kill temp and thinks they mean Joel, If
- joel had to leave the SOL, how would he do it?, Mike gives Gypsy manual control
- of the Deus Ex Machina
- Post: Joel escapes/Mads look at Mike...
- Clip: "Buzz off, kid...BUZZ OFF!"
-
- ___ 513 The Brain That Wouldn't Die
- Airdate: October 30, 1993
- Pre: Warming up for his first experiment
- Inventions: M: Gutter Bumbershoot MS: Dr. Forrester's Dream Buster
- Skits: Trying to gain control of the inertial guidance system, Hat party for
- Jan (the head), embarrassing moment.
- Post: Visit from Jan
- Clip: "Who's to tell me to blow if I don't want to?"
-
- ___ 514 Teenage Strangler
- Short: Is This Love?
- Airdate: November 6, 1993
- Pre: Mike phones home
- Inventions: MS: The Frank Enforcer M: Waiter Baiter
- Skits: Showbiz love couples, Street rappin' with the Bots, Bots turn Mike into
- Mikey
- Post: The Janitor Song
- Clip: "And he didn't steal no bike, neither!"
-
- ___ 515 Wild World of Batwoman
- Short: Cheating
- Airdate: November 13, 1993
- Pre: Playing Blackjack
- Inventions: MS: Atomic-powered hair dryer M: The Razor Back
- Skits: Dilemmas posed by Cheating, essays on Cheating/Crow gets caught
- cheating, What to do about Crow
- Post: Crow's hearing/Dr. F likes his new hairdo
- Clip: Guy in car yelling after a Batgirl has bitten him
-
- ___ 516 Alien From L.A.
- Airdate: November 20, 1993
- Pre: Boot camp aboard the SOL
- Inventions: MS: Vend-a-Gut M: Fridge Udders
- Skits: What was the name of that model?, "My Wild Irish Ireland", The Kathy
- Ireland emotion guessing game
- Post: Frank loses count of his vending machine money
- Clip: "Yuck!"
-
- ___ 517 Beginning of the End
- Airdate: November 25, 1993 (during Turkey Day)
- Pre: Wrong number
- Inventions: MS: Re-comfy Bike M: New playing cards
- Skits: What the MS do off-hours, Just Plain Peter, Servo's standup routine
- Post: First movie with grasshoppers/grasshoppers attack/MS duke it out
- Clip: "All right men, into the woods."
-
- ___ 518 Atomic Brain
- Short: What About Juvenile Delinquency
- Airdate: December 4, 1993
- Pre: `Love Letters' dress rehearsal
- Inventions: Bots: Dr. F and TV's Frank MS: Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot
- Skits: Servo transformed into weather station, Mike's chin puppet show, Magic
- Voice meets the voiceover guy
- Post: "The Fugitive" meets "Green Acres"/Dr. Frank meets Dr. Fist
- Clip:
-
- ___ 519 The Outlaw
- Airdate: December 11, 1993
- Pre: Roughhousing
- Inventions: MS: The first really *real* time machine M: Fabio kit
- Skits: Mike's acting career, "Tubular Boobular Joy", "Palance On Palance--
- Believe It Or Not"
- Post: Buffalo shots/MS dance their way through the ages
- Clip: "You disgusting *worm*!"
-
- ___ 520 Radar Secret Service
- Short: Last Clear Chance
- Airdate: December 18, 1993
- Pre: Crow's maintenance check-up/new escape plan
- Inventions: MS: Hypno Helio Static Stasis M: Escape plan
- Skits: Why don't they look?, Mike's tenth high school reunion, The Quinn
- Martin nature preserve
- Post: Exstato-Euphoro-Fun combats Hypno Helio Static Stasis
- Clip: "Thank you!"
-
- ___ 521 Santa Claus
- Airdate: December 24, 1993
- Pre: Caroling/Gift exchanges
- Skits: "Whispering Christmas Warrior", The Family Nelson, "Merry Christmas--If
- That's OK"
- Post: A snow day on the S.O.L./Mr. Pitch and Santa fight it out in Deep 13
- Clip: Wind-up reindeer laughing
-
- ___ 522 Teenage Crimewave
- Airdate: January 15, 1994
- Pre: The Great Escape!
- Inventions: MS: Mace Mousse M: Hehe, a skit based on what would happen if the
- escape attempt failed
- Skits: The doughy guy, first deli in space, Mystos--the commercial
- Post: So many unanswered questions!
- Clip: "Turn it off!"
-
- ___ 523 Village of the Giants
- Airdate: January 22, 1994
- Pre: You can juice just about anything!/Frank gets fired
- Skits: Frank doesn't want to find a new job/Dr. F hires Torgo, Mike and Bots
- interview Frank, "The Greatest Frank of All"/Frank decides to fight for job
- Post: Letters to TV's Frank/Torgo gets fired
- Clip: Frank Vincent Zappa, December 21, 1940 - December 4, 1993
-
- ___ 524 12 to the Moon
- Short: Design for Dreaming
- Airdate: February 5, 1994
- Pre: Tea party/The Deep 13 Annual Celebrity Roast/The S.O.L. Celebrity Tennis
- Open
- Skits: Visit from Nuveena--the woman of the future, Mike and Bots pack to
- leave for Nuveena's planet, Bots converted into kitchen of the future/Mike asks
- Nuveena to depart
- Post: Nuveena visits Deep 13
- Clip: "Ah, ridiculous"
-
-
- Comedy Central 1994/95 season
- -----------------------------
-
- ___ 601 Girls Town
- Airdate: July 16, 1994
- Pre: Preparing for the big announcement/the Power Steves
- Inventions: MS: Umbilicus M: none
- Skits: Tom Scats, the Honor System, Women in the Future
- Post: The first object sent through Umbilicus
- Clip: "You tell that boy to go home. Right now. Or I'm calling the police."
-
- ___ 602 Invasion USA
- Short: Date With Your Family
- Airdate: July 23, 1994
- Pre: Mike tries to build a robot
- Inventions: MS: Dr. F. vs Mother
- Skits: Family dinner, the Two Lois Lanes, visit from an Atom Bomb
- Post: Life is but a dream
- Clip:
-
- ___ 603 The Dead Talk Back
- Short: Selling Wizard
- Airdate: July 30, 1994
- Pre: Fire drill
- Inventions: MS: Nelson cigarettes
- Skits: The dead talk back radio show, the (Grateful) Dead talk back, infinite
- guitar solo
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 604 Zombie Nightmare
- Airdate:
- Pre: There might be an assassin on the SOL
- Inventions: MS: Deep 13 Home Voodoo Kit
- Skits: Tom runs over Crow, In the hot tub, Crow's Batman play
- Post: Letters to Adam West
- Clip: "AAAAAHHHHRRRR!!!"
-
- ___ 605 Colossus and the Headhunters
- Airdate: August 20, 1994
- Pre: Tax time on the SOL
- Inventions: MS: Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter
- Skits: Frank laments loss of NMCB, NMCB sheds, NMCB and Frank are both sick
- Post: Crow wonders what happens when head is cut off
- Clip: Old guy gets shot with an arrow
-
- ___ 606 Creeping Terror
- Airdate: September 17, 1994?
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 607 Blood Lust
- Short: Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm
- Airdate: September 3, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 608 Code Name: Diamond Head
- Short: A Day at the Fair
- Airdate: October 1, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 609 The Skydivers
- Short: Why Industrial Arts?
- Airdate: August 27, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 610 The Violent Years
- Short: Young Man's Fancy
- Airdate: October 8, 1994
- Pre: Tom's new head
- Inventions: M: Theme songs MS: A radio station named FRANK
- Skits: A radio station named FRANK, Ester Hoffman sings?, Keanu Reeves show
- Post: Gas station holdup re-creation
- Clip: "So what?"
-
- ___ 611 Last of the Wild Horses
- Airdate: October 15, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: Matter Transference Device GS: 8 of Chris Lemon
- Skits: Joey the Lemur/Tom won't go into the theater, Are you man enough to be
- captain?, Kill Mike and all move up in rank/T.O.R.G.O. figures out how to fix
- things/Agony booth in Deep 13
- Post: "Goods" communicate with our SOL
- Clip:
-
- ___ 612 The Starfighters
- Airdate: October 29, 1994
- Pre: Crow tries to get on the "information superhighway"
- Inventions: MS: Crainial Ports M: Cowboy Mike's Original Recipe Ricochet
- Bar-B-que Sauce
- Skits: Mid-air refueling,
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 613 The Sinister Urge
- Short: Keeping Clean and Neat
- Airdate: November 5, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 614 San Francisco International
- Airdate: November 19, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 615 Kitten With a Whip
- Airdate: November 23, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 616 Racket Girls
- Short: Are You Ready for Marriage?
- Airdate: November 26, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 617 Sword and the Dragon
- Airdate: December 3, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 618 High School Bigshot
- Short: Out of this World
- Airdate: December 10, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 619 Red Zone Cuba
- Short: Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance
- Airdate: December 17, 1994
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 620 Danger - Death Ray
- Airdate: January 7, 1995
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 621 The Beast of Yucca Flats
- Short: Money Talks! and Progress Island U.S.A.
- Airdate: January 21, 1995
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 622 Angels' Revenge
- Airdate: March 11, 1995
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 623 The Amazing Transparent Man
- Airdate: March 18, 1995
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
-
- ___ 624 Samson vs. the Vampire Women
- Airdate: March 25, 1995
- Pre:
- Inventions: MS: M:
- Skits:
- Post:
- Clip:
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- David Arnold, Paul "Monty" Ashley, Malcolm Austin, Keith Barrett, Cynthia Bell,
- Jeremy Billones, Jon Blow, "BluVelvet", Douglas Carroll, Mark Carson, Cliff
- Chaput, "Chronos", Brad D. Clark, Stephanie M. Clarkson-Aines, Chris Cooley,
- Jason Corley, Donald Cotnoir-Strong, Jack Coyote, Owen Crow, Markus De Shon,
- Patrick Delahanty, Bill Dennen, Matt Duhan, Nina Eppes, Patrick Fitzgerald,
- Lynn-Anne Friese, Jamie Green, Gerald M. Guglielmo, Tom Gyorfi, William
- Harrison, Larry Hastings, Don Hearth, James Heath, Ron Hitchens, Marty Hoff,
- Dale Holod, Charles R. Hoynowski, Ed Hughes, Jonathan Hughes, Brian Hunt, Chad
- Jackson, Lisa Jenkins, Mary Lynn Johnson, Todd Johnson, Chuck Jordan, Ed Klein,
- Johnny Klonaris, R'ykandar Korra'ti, Rich Kulawiec, Donna K. Lang, Jon LeVitre,
- Dick Lynch, Dan McKenney, Mark Meyer, Phil Mueller, Kevin Murray, Frank G.
- Neves, Synth F. Oberheim, Mark Odell, Mike Pearce, Andre Perkowski, Brian
- Perler, Kevin Podsiadlik, Lon Ponschock, Joshua R. Poulson, Ellen Sasse, Joel
- A. Schenkenberg, William Sherman, John D. Shull, Brian Siano, Will Silver,
- Steve Simmons, Spatch, Dave Spensley, Steve Stelter, "The Punster", Paul
- Thrasher, Chuck Tomasi, Lance Visser, Julie Walker, Tom Wilson, Patty Winter,
- Jeff Wisniewski.
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- And many other MiSTies from coast to coast.
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- 1993 Best Brains, Inc. This publication is not meant to infringe on any
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